Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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