my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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