Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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