Don't you send me to vm
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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