ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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