so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
