Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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