hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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