So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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