He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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