i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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