fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was born a porn star she said
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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