You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
