What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
