idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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