well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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