there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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