Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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