Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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