the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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