her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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