I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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