I hate your face
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
