Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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