the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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