My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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