your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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