I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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