thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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