my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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