: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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