hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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