she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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