Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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