I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
