maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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