I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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