well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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