I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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