I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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