how can u be prego again
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
