I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We don't watch enough power rangers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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