Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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