dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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