That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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