I heard we made out
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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