Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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