when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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