ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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