And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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